So after 22 months of growing my hair I finally cut it in order to donate it to Locks of Love, a great orginization that makes wigs for children with cancer. So in honor of my new hair cut I will list the top 10 reasons why long hair is better than short hair.
10. Its a good excuse not to shower..."it takes too long to wash my hair"
9. it is easier to get a job at whole foods or zingermans
8. you can claim to be a dead head without actually listening to the long sessions of jamming, and headbanging possibilities
7. mullet potential
6. the art of the headband/bandana
5. Conversation starter
4. finially the hair on my head is longer than the hair on my chest
3. Zip...Huh...Bamm
2. spokesperson for suave hair products
1. being able to listen to my headphones without anyone knowing
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I never realized how funny you are!
I've grown to despise you. hippie.
THIS KID SUCKS
Meer wrote that...i want to have your grandchild Aviad
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